Ha - douchebag of the day!
This kid, Todd Blauvelt (18), wanted to impress his ho so he tells his woman and her fam that he got a bigass lake house in western New York state through an inheritance. He then invited the girlfriend and her fam to move in with him...And they did! Crazy!
So the real owner shows up, sees all these people chillin' in their vacation home and calls the popo!
Blauvelt was charged with second-degree burglary and punishable false written statement (whatever the hell that is) and his girlfriend and her family aren't in any trouble because apparently they didn't/don't have a fucking clue about anything!
But wait...there's more!
Blauvelt is now also facing charges for sexual misconduct and endangering the welfare of a child because his girlfriend is only 15 damn years old! Shut up!
A property owner in the area (who knows this loser) said, "He loves trouble I guess and I've been trying to steer him right for a long time."
Yeah, steer clear of this ass! Anyone who doesn't know that all it takes to impress a 15-year-old girl is a Justin Bieber album is clearly going to grow up to be a serial killer...
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LMAO. love the bit on the end about the serial killer. you, my dear, have wit! ;D
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