Calm the eff down, homey!
Some crazy jerk in Texas (big shock) became enraged when he was told that the price of his fave Beefy Crunch Burrito had gone from 99 cents to a whopping buck fiddy so he pulled out a BB gun and started shooting at the cashier! This jackass must love him some Taco Bell!
He ran into the parking lot and cops ensued and that's when he pulled out a goddamn assault rifle from his car and started shooting at them! An assault rifle! That's so WTF I can't even comprehend the WTFness of that! The burrito lovin' bitch shattered a coppers windshield before holding down in a hotel room...
The SWAT team was called in and the dude finally surrendered...he faces numerous charges.
I like to get down with a burrito every now and then but Jesus Christ - let's not go apeshit here guy! We're trying to have a civilization!
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