Michaele Salahi Kicked Off Celebrity Rehab

Michaele Salahi has been ousted from the new season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew because...

1)  She's not a celebrity
2)  She's not an addict
3)  She's a self-absorbed asshole who doesn't need any more attention for bad behavior or
4)  All of the above

If you guessed 4.  Ding, ding, ding.  Go get yourself a motherfucking Oreo because you, my friend, are a winner!

VH1 sent out this statement:

"The treatment program that Celebrity Rehab documents is intended for individuals with serious substance abuse and addiction issues," VH1 said in a statement to E! News. "Prior to the taping of the current season, producers were advised that Michaele Salahi met the criteria to be treated in this setting. However, professional assessments spanning from that time to the present, found that she did not meet such criteria. As a result, she is no longer participating in the program."

I hear from other sources that she thought having MS was a rehab issue!  WTF dude?  Does her brain even work anymore with all that soaked up peroxide???

Her fucktard hubby Tareq told RadarOnline that:

"She was really leaning on Dr. Drew who is a respected doctor to get her through some of the issues after the White House, when she went to Congress, when she went into relapse with her Multiple Sclerosis. She takes this very seriously. My wife takes her health situation very seriously, she has a real diagnosis of Multiple Sclerosis. You know, we can show you a bunch of emails about what they wanted her to pretend to be, therefore, but that's going to come out later on with one of the major networks."

Oh Em Effing G!  He thinks that MS is a valid rehab issue too!  Isn't that special?  Wait - I mean aren't they special?   She "takes her health situation very seriously"?  Then why the fuck would she want Drew to help her?  Since when does an addiction specialist know anything about MS?  And PS one of my very good friends has MS and it's some serious shit!  Michaele does not seem that sick.

If the crazy bitch does actually have it, I'll eat my words like a fat kid scarfing down an In and Out burger but as of now, I ain't buying it.  Sounds like someone crying wolf again...

Try again assholes.

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