3.08.2011

Michael Lohan Is All Kinds of Pissed Off at Tareq Salahi


Lindsay's idiot father Michael is a trip, yo!  How does this guy get himself involved in everything that ever happens???  Guy's like Forrest fucking Gump, man!

Anyways, in MiLo's latest incident I guess he rented an apartment to the gruesome twosome Salahi's for $2500 for 3 weeks and they didn't pay him his money.

What is he?  New?  That's what these assholes do!  It's like their thing.  You know how being a hobag is Tila Tequila's thing?  Well this is their thing.  Not paying for shit and crashing parties they shouldn't be at.

RadarOnline took a break out of taping Charlie Sheen every two seconds and got some gnarly video of Michael and Tareq fighting through the paps.  The video is weird though.  The first part has MiLo bitchin' and moanin' about his "owed" money and talking up Dr. Drew like he has a ten inch penis (he even takes a low blow shot at Tareq for "not caring about his wife and pulling her out of the program when she needs help" which I don't even think happened) and then the second part is that lying fuck Tareq alluding to the fact that this was just entertainment and good showmanship on Michael's part.

Hmmm.  Tough to tell who to believe...

Bottom line seems to be that Tareq never paid Michael for renting him and his stupid Barbie doll wife the apartment, Michael wants his money and is pissed that he's not as famous an anyone else and Dr. Drew's reality show "Celebrity Rehab" is probably a big fake mess of spoiled and overacting D-list celebutards.  (It is kind of shady that the Celebrity Rehab cameras were reportedly on site taping.)

I don't really care - I love that show!  Fake or real?  Who gives a rats ass?  I say serve them all up on a skewer and let's all sit back with a beer and enjoy the show!

And man, I am going to watch the shit out of this season!

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