Warner Bros. finally sent Charlie his
WB issued this statement:
"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately."
Charlie's response was typically badass Charlie:
"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."
Though I'm getting a little sick of watching the Charlie Sheen show there are still unanswered questions we need to know the answers to!
Can he pick up the pieces and live harmoniously at Sober Valley Lodge as a warlock F-18? Will his kids move back in and star on his ratshit crazy UStream show with him? Where will his next paycheck come from? And the Goddesses! My God, the Goddesses! How will he pay to keep them without his millions rolling in like no one's bizness?!?!
Stay tuned! Shit...just...got...interesting!
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