Now, I know what you're thinking...who steals dildos from their boss? Let alone an entire bag of dildos?
Or maybe you're thinking why does his boss have so many dildos? And why does he keep them at work?
Well, I have no answers to those questions because I'm not a disgusting, sex-crazed pervert who has a bag of dildos in their work locker, booyah!
Some idiot in Florida (go figure) was arrested for breaking into his boss's storage locker and rippin' off his sack of sex toys along with two laptops and a wig...
The probably used dildos are bad enough but WTF was he going to do with this shit - we can only assume he was gonna wear him a wig while masturbating with various dildos and surfing the web...that's the only explanation that makes sense...either that or the guy's just a scumbag who steals weird shit.
Doesn't really matter...stop being gross, dumbass!
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