Real Housewives of New Jersey Third Season Titles Revealed - Fight at the Hard Rock Breaks Out

Now, if you're into this garbage as much as I am - you're totally diggin' that the episode list leaked for the new, much-anticipated RHNJ season.  If you're not - screw off and don't judge me for watching television like a braindead tween!

The episode list is as follows:

1. Welcome Back New and Old Housewives! May 7, 2011
2. Teresa Has Had Enough. May 14, 2011
3. Danielle Is Out. May 21, 2011
4. Happy Days, Sad Days. May 28, 2011
5. Jacqueline Says Goodbye? June 4, 2011
6. Kim G. Steps In- June 18, 2011
7. Paris is Like Jersey- June 25, 2011
8. Snooki Has Game- June 25, 2011
9. Fourth of July, Winter of July. July 2, 2011
10. Step In, Step Out, Take A Run- July 9, 2011
11. So You Think You Can’t Salsa?- July 16, 2011
12. Pay For Jay- July 23, 2011
13. Joe Pays for Tara’s Game- July 30, 2011
14. Deena Had Game- August 6, 2011

Hmmm, is Jacqueline leaving?  Only to be replaced by the annoying, fame-hungry Kim G.?  Does Snooki make an appearance on the second most-popular Jersey show since her own and teach them how to find hot, juicy gorilla men?  Is this Tara character in ep 13 the much-hyped mistress of Joe's the tabs have been shoving down our throats since the last reunion?

These are the important questions of our time people!  Or for right now anyways and I can't effing wait to watch!  Sucks that crazy bitch Danielle peaced out though - man, she made for some goooood shitty, reality TV!

UPDATE:   News is just breaking that one or more of the cast members got involved in a fight at the Hard Rock in the Dominican Republic with a dude.  As usual mah Boo Andy Cohen isn't responding as of yet to the story but it's being reported the cameras were indeed there filming so maybe even without Danielle and her crazy eyebrows we're still going to get some hardcore Jersey antics. 

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