The Oscars - A Rundown

So, last night the usually boring Oscar ceremony was yep, pretty boring, even though it was laced with hot young stars and armed with a mission to draw in younger viewers.  Yeesh, you'll need to do better than James Franco to do that!

Anne Hathaway was her charming self and gave me some shits and giggles when she performed a re-worded rendition of Les Mis' On My Own to Hugh Jackman, but the show as a whole was a snoozefest based more on fashion-watching than acting achievements.  Here's what happened if you missed it - in no particular order at all.

• Helena Bonham Carter gave her usual middle finger to everyone by dressing like a homeless person would dress if they were going to the Oscars - natch!
• The chick who won Best Supporting Actress for The Fighter got all gangsta and dropped the F Bomb in her acceptance speech
• Justin Bieber went to an after-party with his woman, Selena Gomez and (gasp!) held hands - BFD! talk to me if you find them screwing in the bushes behind the theatre or something...
• Aaron Sorkin (one of my fave writers) won for Best Adapted Screenplay for Fincher's Facebook extravaganza - he's come a long way since being busted on his way to Vegas with a wackload of shrooms, baby!
• Christian Bale almost forgot his wife's name in his speech - guess, he ain't getting laid for a while...  
• Trent Reznor took home an award for his work on The Social Network - that's right!  You must call him Oscar-winner Trent Reznor now while listening about wanting to fuck people like an animal. 

Some other shit went down but that's not important...and then, I imagine, they all took there little fallic-shaped awards home and felt all gooey-good inside about themselves before they started picking out outfits for next year.  

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