MTV Star Arrested - Poopfest 2011 Ensues

Abram Boise, some douchey guy who has starred in such craptastic reality shows as Road Rules: South Pacific, The Gauntlet, The Inferno, Battle of the Sexes 2, The Inferno 3 and The Island, none of which I've really ever heard of was arrested on the weekend for taking a piss in public.

He was taken in on two counts of defacing property and one count of indecent exposure.  But aye - that's not the interesting part...

Seems he chose to deal with his incarceration by taking a shit in his hands and smearing it all over the walls of his cell!  Classy guy!  He also peed all over the floor and guess what?  When they moved him out of his feces covered confinements into another room - mofo did it again!!!

Ooooh - I would've been pissed - no pun intended - if I had to clean those cells up!  Let's try and show a modicum of self control buddy!  We're trying to have a civilization here! 

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