Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood Shopping for Promise Rings + Video of Them Singing and Groping Each Other

Pfft - promise rings?  Promise to what?  Not beat the crap out of each other?  Not have their daughter taken into state custody?  Not have some disgusting nudey shots hit the web?

Too late!

According to Starcasm.net, "...the couple purchased promise rings for each other and wore them out as they went on to Burlington Coat Factory to shop for fancy outfits to wear to an Oscars party at a nearby hotel."

Lol - went to Burlington Coat Factory to shop for fancy outfits?  That's effing funny!  Hope things turn out better this 3rd, wait - 5th, no it's the 6th time around, Boo!

I don't want to see any more of this needless hostility!  For God's sake, you have a kid and she can't tell you how much you're embarrassing the shit out of her.  Knock it off kiddies!

And, if you want a good laugh check out this vid of them singing together and groping each other...it brings the lols!

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