12.03.2010

New Tapes Reveal Britney Spears Allegedly Smokes Pot

I knew this story was gonna get worse before it got better!

New tapes, affiliated with the other tapes, have surfaced wherein Britney allegedly admits to smoking a little of the good old cheeba.  The more I hear these tapes though, the more I am sure it's not our beloved comeback kid Britney.

Star Magazine says in the tapes Britney’s ex-husband cops to smoking dope as well saying “You know I got the best pot in California if you really want to smoke.”  Then Brit replies, “I smoked the (bleeping) joint and went back to bed."  Which doesn't even really make sense, but whatevs, we love us some drama.

I don't have anything against anyone who gets down with Mary Jane every now and then, but if you have kids running around it's not really the best idea.  What if little Sean Preston gets hurt tripping over her collection of titty tassles or something, starts bleeding and needs an emergency blood transfusion from his mommy???  Hers would be all full of cigarette smoke, moonshine and bong resin!  Won't somebody think of the kids?!?

Proof seems to point to the fact that the tapes are fake anyway but who knows?  Inside Edition experts were split on if they were real or not.  Our lovely Mizz Spears has since tweeted, "PS - Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!"

The plot thickens!

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