More Gosselin Drama!!!

Who are these two???  Heidi and Spencer Pratt?  They're really staying in the headlines these days!!!

The family that just won't go away has some new problems to give us reason to judge and berate their parenting skills.

First, Kate took off to sunny Mexico, leaving the kids alone with a teenage babysitter, infuriating the Ed Hardy ad known as Jon.  Radar Online reports that he was pissed he didn't know the young sitter and get to try to bang her and didn't get to talk to the kids while they were under her young rule.

Apparently, the 19-year-old couldn't handle the octo-brats and told Kate to take her $24-an-hour and shove it, quitting soon after the reality star mom's trip to Cabo.  That brings the total number of nannies who have quit to close to 30!  I don't even know 30 people!!!

Secondly, the absentee dad Jon also says he has been getting some nasty ass calls from angry parents who are saying that some of the little kids (I guess the ones that weren't expelled) are telling other students at school that their parents are lying to them and Santa isn't real.  Damn them!  I'd be pissed too!  Sure it's true but Santa is sacred...a sacred beautiful lie we tell our kids so they can bugger up the postal system every year and waste cookies and milk with a stupid, trusting smile on their faces!

It hasn't come out which of the little guys has been spewing the anti-Christmas hate speech but I bet it was that Joel!  It's the cutest ones that are always trouble...