12.01.2011

Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan's Sobriety Coach


Oh...gooooood? 

Is Courtney Love even sober?  She still looks a hot mess and her tittays be out all the time...she certainly doesn't act sober.  She could just be a dumbass - yeah, that's probably it.

Well, Courtney's dumb ass is now coaching Lindsay to be sober (according to Courtney.)  Anyone buying this?  Anyone?  Bueller?

Courtney says she's doing it because nobody else will.  Um, did Linds ask you though, dude?  People gotta ask you to do that.  Just FYI.

She is using her experiences to educate Lindsay and says one sobriety lesson went as such:  
"I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing shit at Madonna, you know, whatever, I'm like 'Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!'"
Hmmmm, interesting approach.

Good luck with ALL that, ladies!

Image Via www.gossip.toptopnews.com

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