Kim K's Divorce Drama Continues...Calls The Hump a Cancer
After getting married in a disgusting display of ostentation - racking up at least a $10 million wedding bill - looks like Kim Kartrashian and Kris Humphries are now on the hook for some hefty bills in divorce/annulment proceedings.
Kim's lawyer - supastar legal eagle Laura Wasser (think Brit Brit circa K-Fed) - says that her client has amassed a gnarly $250k bill fighting the Hump in court!
Essentially, Kris is the turd that won't flush...
Speaking of turds though, seems to me that Kim is the one who pushed for the wedding, Kim is the one who conveniently "fell out of love" 72 days after the union and Kim is the one who ultimately benefited in ratings and Benjamins from the joke of a relationship (even having the balls to re-film scenes for her show to make him look super-douchey.)
All the Hump seemed to get was a fucking headache, a bunch of late night jokes at his expense and a huge ass legal bill.
The source of the friction is that the Hump wants an annulment based on fraud as opposed to a divorce (for those who don't know - Kim and Kris both consider themselves religious - he grew up a Christian and Kris Jenner owns a church that the family tithes to < PS how fucking sketch is that???) Anyways, because of his religious beliefs he doesn't want to have an unholy divorce under his belt before he even hits 30.
Getting an annulment is harder than getting a divorce though so the stupid just keeps going...The Hump even tried to trick Kanye West into accepting a subpoena by putting that shit in a Nordstrom box! Hahaha!
Kim supposedly said she is "emotionally exhausted" from dealing with Kris and considers him a cancer - she thinks that if outtakes of her E! shitshow "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" are played in court, they will show Kris as a "manipulative, vindictive, petty, fame-hungry jerk."
"It's all on camera and it's going to backfire in his face."
Bitch please! Obvi, I'm more Team Kris than Team Trashbag Famewhore but I don't just blame her...Who the hell marries Kim Kardashian??? That shit's on him!
The case should be settled by May. The lawyers are back in court for an update on Nov. 28th...
So...Way to waste resources, stupidfaces!
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