Dinosaur Farts May be to Blame for this Hotass Weather

Top scientists have just now come up with the grand idea of adding up the amount of gas that dinosaurs blew outta there giant asses when they roamed the planet for 150 years all that time ago.

And girlfriend!  Turns out it was A LOT!!!

The scientists found that dinosaurs probably emitted more than 520m tons of methane a year!  That's more than all our modern sources put together...(Cows let rip about 100m tons of fart gas a year - FYI.)

For those too lazy to Google it, methane is 20% more effective in trapping heat in the atmosphere than carbon monoxide.

Oh snap!  'Swhy it's so damn hot up in here!

Gassy bitches!

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