This is What Butter Dancing for Six Minutes Looks Like - VIDEO
What in the name of buttery holy lard WTF is this? Butter dancing? That's not a real thing! You can't just make shit up - see, that's why art gets a bad rap!
Check out this video of a woman who is doing said butter dance - She wiggles around on top of a bunch of Land-O-Lakes before proceeding to eat floor over and over again...
It's NOT art!
AND it goes on for six minutes! SIX GODDAMN MINUTES!!! Far as I can tell this is just a waste of time...and food...and a dress.)
Oh and this just in - Paula Deen wants her afternoon supply of butter back.
Ooooh random Paula Deen burn! Zing!
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