Man Has Polar Bear for a Pet! VIDEO

Um, gonna have to throw a bigass whatthefuck out there on this one!

Once upon a time there was a man who had a polar bear for a pet.  Essentially raising him from birth, they swam together, played tag and even tousled about on the lawn like a couple of questionably homosexual wrestlers...

...And then he ripped his owner's balls off!  

Oh wait, that last part didn't happen...YET!

He's cute and all but he's a FUCKING POLAR BEAR!  Why do people want these sketchy pets?  Snakes, apes, ring-tailed goddamn lemurs!  Just get a cat, man!  They may be dicks but they *probably* won't rip your face off.

Try to ignore the shitty elevator music - I don't know what that's about.

(Story to be updated when man's face is torn off by his polar bear - I expect it to happen any day now but I'm nooo Jack Hannah - Mad respect, bro.)

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