Girlfriend!?! He's so...shiny! You should NEVER trust a shiny dude! All reflective and tan - yuck! Just askin' to be kicked in the nuts!
But that's neither here nor there I suppose...
RadarOnline is reporting that since Demi Moore split from Ashton Kutcher for having sex with a bunch of whores in a hot tub (allegedly) she is dating beauty mogul to the stars, Scott-Vincent Borba.
What the fuck is a "beauty mogul to the stars?" Is that a thing? If that IS a thing...that's a messed up thing to be. But I digress...
The point is that the guy is all sorts of shiny ugg and she can do waaay better. She was married to Bruce Willis for God's sake! John McClane, man!!!
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