Oh BabaWawa! You crazy bitch! Just makin' up lists and tellin' us who to be fascinated by each year! I love it, girl - Don't ever change!
The list for Miss I am The View's most fascinating people 2011 has leaked out like a bad anal sore and shit is not cute. Lemme give you a rundown...bitchy drunk blogger style!
Of course, we have the eldest KarTrashians (see what I did there?) because nobody can fucking do anything anymore without mentioning these hobags...Yes, all three of the non-Jenner spermed ones will be in the house...Queen of the fake marriages Kim will be there with her knocked up sister Kourtney and that beast Khloe taking up 3 whole spots on the list! So far Babs, not so fascinated...
Simon Cowell is on the upcoming special and okay, I can get down with some Simon...He's a feisty bitch, eh? I like it...I like it a lot. (I will never forgive you for Susan Boyle though, you cunt. Know that.)
Katy Perry is the next most non-fascinating fascinating person and I'm just going to say it - BEARD!!! I'd rather watch her gay husband than her...at least he's funny...but aye, I don't make the lists, I just make fun of them.
Next up we have PIPPA!!! PIPPA FUCKING MIDDLETON!!! I am so fascinated by the fact that her ass has it's own twitter...wait, what else did she do? You guys don't know either? Whatever! PIPPA!!!
Modern Family stars Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson will make an appearance but since that show is not on Bravo I don't watch it and I have no idea who those people are...
PIPPA!!!
Donald Trump is on the list this year which is a little sketchfest because he has gone all birther-crazy from drinking the fucking Kool-Aid, but he's a good buddy of Bab's so apparently that gives him license to be both fascinating and an asshole.
Last but not least we have New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter and his fine ass! Hell-oooo! No talking, just take your shirt off thankyouverymuch. That's all we want. Show us your tits!
I'm so fascinated right now.
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