12.09.2011

Man in Bolivia Dies From Piranha Attack - Was Possibly a Suicide Attempt


Wow!  (Insert slow awkward clapping here)  That is a really creative way to commit suicide!

Allegedly though!  Cops say he may have been trying to commit suicide - he fished extensively on the river so he knew it very well - odds are he was aware the part he bailed into was full of feisty little Piranha bitches.

And ps - this is why I don't eff around with water!  There is some crazy shit in the water!  Check out this sonofabitch >
Are you kidding me with that???

Anyways, Daniel Cayaya (a police official in the small city of Guayaramerin in Bolivia) got hammered and jumped out of his canoe into piranha-infested waters most likely in a suicide attempt.  The man (who was only 18) bled to death after the attack.

I'm more of a quick, somewhat painless shoot myself in the face type of girl...but hey, that's just me.

RIP.  Piranha victim.  That was a helluva way to go. 

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