12.10.2011

Lindsay Lohan Thinks she was Dating Heath Ledger - Playboy Moves Release Date Up


Hugh Hefner is releasing Lindsay's vadge onto y'all sooner than later!

Yay?

Yes, someone (probably a blonde hobag) shouted into Hef's hearing aide that Lindsay Lohan's cover leaked on the internet and once he figured out what the internet was he had to rethink the release date for the issue.

Someone (again, probably a blonde hobag) tweeted for him, "Because of the interest & the Internet leak, we're releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early."  Playboy is anticipating monster sales and have printed off a shitload of extra LiLo copies to make sure all the pervs can get their hands on it.  No set date has been announced.

Oh and check this shit out!

Somehow Star Magazine magically got a hold of Lindsay's "secret diary" and released some excerpts about how the actress was in love with (while secretly dating) Heath Ledger.

Hahahahahaha!

Dear Diary, I'm fucking cray cray.  Xo, Linds.

The date on the secret pages of the secret diary that is such a secret that there are no secret pictures of it is January 22, 2008.  And bitch wrote it in pink pen!  That's priceless!

"Today Heath died.  I'm in love with him….He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I've ever wanted and more.  I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care."

He was the love of your life?  I thought Blohan was all about Samantha's butch ass?!?!  

Allegedly, in a 2008 phone conversation (unknown if the call was also secret) Dina "The Enabler" Lohan told her idiot dad Michael that their daughter was "dating Heath when he died."  Um, then why the hell did people on the scene call a fucking Olsen then???  Dina also works in crazytown though so...grain of salt.

Man, fake secret diaries are so crazy! 

Image Via www.usmagazine.com

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