11.13.2011

Pippa Middleton's Beautiful Ass is Single...


...But it better not be ready to mingle with Prince Hot Ginge!

For realz.  I'll cut a bitch.

Pippa and her perfect behind are back on the market after breaking up with her long-term boyfriend, Alex Loudon.  They had apparently been arguing a lot - though I don't see what they have to argue about - She's known as Her Royal Hotness (which is an awesome title) and all he does is play cricket all day.

One of the times they were broken up (last summer) she DID date the dude whose fam owns the Harry Potter castle or something, so maybe they fought about him.  Anywho, in other speculation, dnaindia.com is reporting that he and his stuffy ass parents didn't think she was "wife material."

Ouch.

(But seriously bitch - Stay away from Prince Harry.) 

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