11.06.2011

Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner in Brawl


Oh snap!  Avril is turning Brody into a bad boy!  A super sexyasallhell bad boy!

TMZ is reporting that Avril and supersexy Brody were at The Roosevelt Hotel on Saturday night (actually Sunday morning but you know kids) when the punk rock poser got into it with another chick.  When Brody tried to break it up he got a bottle to his beautiful head.

"Law enforcement sources tell [TMZ] hotel security broke up the fight and detained Brody and others involved. Police were called to the hotel and when all was said and done ... the police report listed Brody as the victim of an assault with a deadly weapon.

Our sources say Brody was the only one involved who spoke to police -- the other combatants (including Avril) had split by the time they arrived. We're told Brody refused medical attention and went to the hospital on his own.

No arrests were made."

She split on him!  If I were Brody's girlfriend I would never leave him!  And I would give him constant blow jobs so if anyone knows him and is reading this tell him to tweet me!  That's mah boo!

Seriously.  Constant blow jobs.

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