BAM! Dolphin sex!
And I thought today was going to be boring...
Malcolm Brenner (a zoophilic memoirist) is busy filling orders for his new book Wet Goddess which encompasses his nine-month sexual relationship with a theme park dolphin in Sarasota. That's right - wet goddess! And not in a Charlie Sheen sort of way! Nasty!
Aren't they slippery little buggers though? How do you hold on to them to...you know, git' er done? Whatever, they look slippery as fuck to me but I don't plan on trying to get one to mount me anytime soon so I'm thinking I should be okay.
Anywho, now publicly living in a shitstorm of bestiality-based news coverage, dude has lost his job (his real job I think they mean - zoophilic memoirist is NOT a job) as a photographer and has endured harassment.
BUT - with the aforementioned book orders and Brenner allegedly being in touch with a "large New York publishing house" maybe things are lookin' up for the dolphin fucker.
As for his "girlfriend" in Sarasota - I have no info on her but I assume she's heartbroken at the thought of being used up and thrown away by a zoophilic memoirist!
Selfish book writin' bastard!
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