Oh snap! Check this out -
Nicole Lindsay had been dating Lee (pictured above) for almost a decade. He was her Boo, yo! She was even going to marry him! Until one fateful day last September when Lee was arrested and Nicole's world was flipped upside down.
Turns out, not only is Lee a woman - bitch is a sex offender too! Well, slap my ass and call me a rugmuncher! What a fucking poser!
Oh and in case you're wondering how they did the deed all these years when Lee didn't have a dick? Well, turns out Lindsay is all shy and shit when the lights are on (possible fat chick) and Lee is also shy when the lights are on (because he has a secret vagina) so they always kept the lights off. Lee would use a "modified wooden toilet paper holder" (EW! That's fucking sick!) as a faux peen.
I don't really want to get into this but -
Whatthegoddamnhelldoyoumeanyoucan'ttellthedifferencebetweenawoodenstickandacock?!?!?!
And in case you're not disgusted enough by this lying pervy man/woman it should be noted that Lee had another "girlfriend" that he was using his wooden toilet paper holder love moves on. He has been charged with "obtaining sexual intimacy by fraud" in regards to his trysts with the two real women and is awaiting trial.
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