I'm with the judge, can't this motherfucker read?
About 12 hours after being released from jail for contacting Kate Major (and trying to beat the crap outta her when she wouldn't give him a BJ) Michael Lohan is back behind bars for...
...Contacting Kate Major. Big shocker!
What's with these two?
TMZ reports, "Michael Lohan was just arrested AGAIN in Florida after allegedly contacting his GF Kate Major -- and law enforcement tells TMZ, he tried to escape by jumping off a 3rd-story balcony ... and plummeting 34 feet to the ground.
According to law enforcement sources, Tampa police responded to a call early this morning from Kate, who claimed Michael had been trying to contact her by phone and wouldn't leave her alone.
We're told officers interviewed Kate at her apartment after she made the call -- the same apartment where Michael allegedly bruised her up earlier this week -- and while they were there, Michael allegedly called again.
According to law enforcement, officers believed Michael was a "threat" -- so they rolled up to his hotel to arrest him.
But here's the crazy part -- law enforcement tells TMZ, Michael tried to escape by hopping his 3rd story balcony ... but crashed to the ground ... and then tried to hide in some trees.
After officers pulled him down, Michael was placed under arrest for violating a condition of his pretrial release (presumably for contacting Kate) ... and resisting arrest without violence."
What a fucking moron! While he was briefly in jail yesterday he was also apparently served with outstanding child support papers, so he's still a deadbeat dad too.
Good luck with all that...
Dumbass.
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