Whoa now! Let's not start doing THIS people!
In Italy (possibly due to recently seeing Snooki in the flesh) a 46-year-old man named Aldo Bianchini blinded himself while simultaneously scarring everyone else at Sant'Andrea church when he decided to suddenly stand up, rip his eyes right out of their sockets - with his bare fucking hands no less! - then "collapse to the floor in a pool of blood."
End scene.
How crazy is that? The priest says that, "I had just started to read the sermon when all of a sudden there was a great commotion. 'This man at the back of the knave started tearing at his face and I realised he was gouging out his eyes. 'I called for assistance and the paramedics were quickly at the scene and he was taken away and then I carried on celebrating Mass but a lot of people had left because they were so shocked by what they had seen."
Yeah, no shit "a lot of people left." I don't know about you guys but on my list of shit I never want to see in my life this one's pretty high up there.
Hope the dude's all right. No reason has been given for the freak out besides my allegation about seeing Snooki in the flesh so until we figure out what the fuck was going on here, let's just go with that. Umkay?
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