Lindsay Lohan - Imma Be in Playboy!!!

Man, this chick is like two months away from falling out the bottom of a porn barrel.

It is nice to see that someone hired her...girlfriend needs some dental work (and apparently more soap to wash her hands with.)

TMZ has confirmed that Lindsay took off her stained gitches for a nude photo shoot with Playboy that will earn her just about a cool mill!  Yuck!  Maybe back in the day but homey is looking all sorts of skanky these days.

WASH YOUR HANDS, LINDSAY!  For realz!

TMZ says the deal has been in negotiations for months and that when Linds believed she was being lowballed with a mere $750K in crack money payment she held in there and insisted her tittays were worth a million. 

Seriously, soap works.

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