9.06.2011

3000 Pairs of Panties Found Near a Highway


Anyone in Ohio missin' any gitches???  I know Marilyn Manson's woman is missing hers.  But anyone else???  Anyone?  Bueller?

I only ask because Cops came across 3000 pairs of women's panties (some clean, some dirty ewww!) dumped along the highway.  It took hours to collect them all and filled a shitload of garbage bags.

No one knows where the rogue skivvies came from but the deputy on the unorthodox case said, "We want to find out whodunnit."

Amen sheriff!  We ALL want to know "whodunnit!"  I'll keep you guys posted as this mystery unfolds...


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