3.17.2012

Anybody Wanna Call a Celebrity??? Dial-a-Star Lets You!


There's only one small thing...

The celebs SUCK!

Here's the breakdown of "celebrity" prices PER MINUTE for new site, Dial-a-star.com:

Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan (Lindsay's stupid parents) - $10 each
Angelina Pivarnick (the Staten Island dump) -  $10
Nadya Suleman (Octomom) - $15
Capri Anderson (described as a former Charlie Sheen porn star - but she wasn't even a goddess so like, what the fuck?)  - $10
Danielle Staub (prostitution whore from Real Housewives of New Jersey) - $18

I also hear that Angelique, that trashy french whore from the Rock of Love crap, is available for a price.  LOL, I can't!

So...my question is...

Why the hell is it so expensive to call Danielle Staub???  (*cough* phone sex *ahem*)

EWWWWW!

Whatevs, I'm kind of thinking about drunk dialin' Michael Lohan and trying to save him from himself...other than that - LAME.

Image Via www.celebuzz.com

3 comments:

  1. Bet you l can get Michael Lohan to have phone sex with me if l promise to throw in a line of cocaine.

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  2. Michael Lohan is in their line-up only to make it not look like phone sex. Another Gina Rodriquez, DD Entertainment "porn star" production. How much will it cost me to tell Michaele Salahi to eat shit?

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  3. As for Danielle Staub, at $18 a minute ($1080 per hour), this pays better than having sex (for money) with strangers.

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