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There's only one small thing...
The celebs SUCK!
Here's the breakdown of "celebrity" prices PER MINUTE for new site, Dial-a-star.com:
Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan (Lindsay's stupid parents) - $10 each
Angelina Pivarnick (the Staten Island dump) - $10
Nadya Suleman (Octomom) - $15
Capri Anderson (described as a former Charlie Sheen porn star - but she wasn't even a goddess so like, what the fuck?) - $10
Danielle Staub (prostitution whore from Real Housewives of New Jersey) - $18
I also hear that Angelique, that trashy french whore from the Rock of Love crap, is available for a price. LOL, I can't!
So...my question is...
Why the hell is it so expensive to call Danielle Staub??? (*cough* phone sex *ahem*)
EWWWWW!
Whatevs, I'm kind of thinking about drunk dialin' Michael Lohan and trying to save him from himself...other than that - LAME.
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Bet you l can get Michael Lohan to have phone sex with me if l promise to throw in a line of cocaine.
ReplyDeleteAs for Danielle Staub, at $18 a minute ($1080 per hour), this pays better than having sex (for money) with strangers.
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