This is either really, really funny or really, really sick...
A casting call has gone out in Vegas for a new non-Bravo Housewives show called Trailer Park Housewives and the press release is effin' PRICELESS!
They are looking for "...a self-proclaimed queen bee whose home [trailer] is three feet longer than anyone else's" who "doles out orders much like a modern day Lord of the Flies."
Whoa, slow your roll! Let's not drag literary masterpieces into this shit...
"...husbands or significant others should each have 'Vegas' type jobs such as Realtor, bus driver, blackjack dealers, concierge, nightclub industry, zoo keepers, be in the witness protection program, former or current mob family members, been an extra on CSI more than five times, an attorney, poker player, work at a strip club or casino in any facet or spend way too much time there, a tram operator or just your every day pimp who loves watching the show Breaking Bad."
Um - What? Who the fuck marries an "every day pimp who loves watching Breaking Bad???" The press release claims that "A six-pack of beer, some video poker and a temporary restraining order are quality entertainment in these houses on wheels." This is all SO offensive on so many levels...
Anyways, if any of you guys feel you are a "sexy, blue-collar housewife" who qualifies for the gig, you can "submit your full name, email address, age and address to TrailerParkHousewives@gmail.com, along with a two- to five-minute long video describing yourself, your life situation and what makes you perfect for the show. You can also snail mail it to 9744 Wilshire Blvd, Suite 205; Beverly Hills, CA 90212; ATTN: TPHW. Submissions are due by October 1."
"Vegas-type jobs...like a zoo keeper" Shit - I'll be laughing at that the rest of the day!
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