8.04.2011

New Energy Drink Named...Pussy!


Anybody want some pussy???

The new energy drink!  Not the lady bits you pervs - Jesus!

The creators of the gimmicky and not so subtle energy drink say, "Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative. The name Pussy shocks and demands attention — that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence."

So edgy!  Pfft!  Nothing shocks people anymore - and "inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity."  Bitch please!  More like "trendy marketing is a recipe for a failure." 

Good luck with ALL that. 

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