8.31.2011

Man Tries to Sneak 7 Snakes and 3 Tortoises Onto Plane in His Pants


What the hell is wrong with people?  That's a serious question!  What makes a dude think that stuffing a bunch of snakes into nylon sacks and jamming them into his pants to sneak them onto a plane for god knows what reason would even work???  THINK PEOPLE!!!


The man (pictured above) was arrested for trafficking illegal wildlife (he was busted by those gnarly scanners) and now faces a maximum five-year prison sentence.  The venomous state of the snakes is unknown and no one has a fucking clue what this gomer was thinkin' pulling a stunt like this -  

Don't eff with the TSA, man!   TSA's had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!  (Had to do it.)

Image 1 Via www.content.usatoday.net
Image 2 Via www.overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com

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