8.07.2011

How Charlie Sheen Dies On 2 and a 1/2 Men - SPOILER ALERT


Let this be a lesson to all you hoity-toity actors who think your shit smells too rosy to be smeared on your talented, rich faces!!!  FEEL THE WRATH BITCHES!!!

According to PerezHilton.com, "In this season's premiere, we learn that Charlie actually MARRIED Rose, but then cheated on her while they were still in Paris. She actually finds him in the shower with another woman! Well, during the funeral, Rose gives a eulogy to remember her husband and recounts how sometime after that, they were waiting for a Paris subway when Charlie "slipped" and the subway literally blew him apart in a 'meat explosion.'"

Take that you crazy, money-hungry warlock assassin!  Who's winning now???  Sounds to me like Rose and Chuck Lorre are - Booyah!  Now go get yourself some new teeth, stay away from those Goddesses and chill out, dude...it's over.

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