Ouch - we got a clothes situation going on! No? How 'bout WINNING! are we still doing that one? Man, we need some new celebrity a-hole catch phrases...
Anyways, in the first celeb pay-off I've ever heard of for NOT wearing a companies clothes, the award for douchebag of the month goes to Mike Sorrentino! (Insert slow awkward clapping here.)
Abercrombie and Fitch doesn't think to much of the reality legend (in his own little mind) because they want him to step the fuck off when it comes to their generic-ass looking clothes. SIDEBAR: Kind of weird because they had no prob making a "Fitchuation" shirt last year. Says the super-company, "We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans. We have therefore offered a substantial payment to Michael 'The Situation' Sorrentino and the producers of MTV's The Jersey Shore to have the character wear an alternate brand. We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response."
Well, that's...embarrassing. I don't pay attention to their clothes too much unless they're screaming t-shirt time or something and I happen to catch a glimpse of some Ed Hardy so I'm not to sure who the "other members of the cast" are...
Fuck it - I say take the money, clean out your closets and get thee to American Eagle - that shit's all the same anyway. And BTW - A&F's stock actually fell 9% after this press release went out according to CNN, most likely due to the Jersey Shore diss. Crazy!
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