The one who is called Snooki (or as I call her Trashbag Meatball Face) is "writing" another book for Simon and Schuster called Gorilla Beach.
Now, try and keep straight face through THIS dumbass plotline:
The book centers around "...Giovanna 'Gia' Spumanti and her cousin Isabella 'Bella' Rizzoli who 'are going to have the sexiest summer ever.'"
Lol - the sexiest summer ever! Hear that? Get your fucking money out now!
(Oddly enough - that is pretty much the exact same description for A Shore Thing - her last book.)
Alas, you must wait until May to get your grubby little hands on the future bestseller but don't worry, Jersey Shore is coming back super soon, you can get your idiot on to that until the book is released.
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