Bree Olson AKA one of Charlie Sheen's former Goddesses gave a pretty candid interview to Playboy where she talked about her life with the "Vatican Warlock Assassin" himself.
According to the porn star Chuckie boy called her up one day randomly and asked her if she'd be interested in
Awww! A tale of becoming a goddess so beautiful I may just light some candles, pet my cat, listen to some Boyz II Men and weep later.
Bree says, "He's good in bed. I mean, he's had a lot of practice. He's just a rock star. He's a powerhouse. He's a very sensual and sexual person, and when I was with him I felt as if we became one together, because he's just so enticing sexually."
Yeah, missing teeth turn me on like a mofo!
On lesbo-ing out with Natalie she said, "That was a lie. I didn't really even know her. Okay, all three of us got together, I think, twice. They did their thing together, and Charlie and I did our thing together. And we had two different beds. She and I would go to whichever bed, and he would pick. You know, where am I sleeping tonight?"
Where am I sleeping tonight??? Yeesh, not as glamorous to be a Goddess as I thought! Maybe they should've used a different word than Goddess...maybe ho?
So, what's a Goddess to do without her God??? Why act of course!
Olson has decided to retire from porn to take a shot at Hollywood, because (according to her) SHE'S the one winning now.
All a bunch of losers if you ask me...but Sheen was effin' badass in Ferris Bueller.
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