Because nowadays it's ALL about Pippa's ass! It's the Angelina Jolie of asses...blindingly perfect yet mysterious in its beauty and allure.
There are Pippa's Ass Twitter pages, Facebook pages...I was watching one of those dumb entertainment shows and they were teaching moves on how to get Pippa's ass...it's everywhere! There was even an artist who made a 15,000 crumpet portrait of the ass taking 24 hours of work and over a dozen helpers. This shit is getting out of hand!
Well, now there is going to be a Web Series developed around Pippa's butt that will center around ass-centric exercises. Alison Jackson says, "I have created a weekly series for my website called 'How To Create The Perfect Pippa Bottom.' We will be putting her [Jackson's] bottom through various exercises – pilates, squats and leg raises, to show the world how to achieve a Pippa-perfect posterior."
Is this really what the world needs? And poor Lindsay Lohan, right? How much does it suck that Pippa's ass is more famous than she is now? I bet it sucks really hard!
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