Man, I've had some roughass nights of binge drinking but not once have I ever blacked the fuck out and trashed something to the tune of $5k!
And not even just trashed something - trashed David Letterman's studio! What a stupid bastard!
Some part-time actor/waiter named James Whittemore got so drunk Saturday night that he busted into the Ed Sullivan studio with his big dumb, wasted foot, messed around with those pretentious velvet rope thingies they herd people into like cattle and broke a shitload of windows.
He's been arrested but has told the cops he remembers nothing.
Day-um! That's like Lindsay Lohan fucked up!
Anyways, his family and friends have since come out and said he has "personal demons" that haunt him and has had a "bad life." His mother was an alcoholic who hanged herself in jail and his ex-con dad is homeless.
Though very sad, you don't just go messin' with Letterman! I love Letterman!
Whittemore was charged with burglary and criminal mischief and counts his Elmo imitation and his ability to do more than 20 Russian splits among his special talents.
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