She wants to move on, yo! To the illustrious world of...
Talk shows! Jazz hands!
The reality star and booze whore said, "I'm getting tired of reality TV, of every moment being documented. But a talk show, where I could have longer conversations than on Facebook or Twitter - would be great. There are many things I want to talk to women about. While the other housewives were off getting drunk, I was doing business." Go Ricki, Go Ricki...
Ugh - let's not make another Oprah people! I can't deal with another woman who thinks she knows everything and whose swooning clones follow her every move. NO MORE OPRAHS! And what's with the shady bitch making a gnarly Housewives slam??? Low blow! Sure, they like to get their booze on, but there's no need to bring it up outta nowhere - they all have kids, man!
Bethenny is admittedly not my favorite person. I find her condescending, mean-spirited and uber self-involved. I mean, who the fuck goes on and on about how crazy they are all the time and how much it sucked to be raised by a mother who was a surly drunk? YOU'RE 40! If you must talk about your mommy issues 24-7 get your shrink's fucking phone no. and call his ass up to talk...I'm all stocked up on crazy here.
Anyways, she has co-hosted The View a few times but was steamrolled by bigger and better stars Whoopi and Joy and has done an impressive job of turning reality bullshit into Skinnygirl gold (any other Housewives ever going to be on the cover of Forbes??? Don't think so.) But this is show business not the liquor business, and it's not about how much monopoly money you have, it's about people...something she's a little less successful with.
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