Yes gentlemen, I'm sorry to say it's too late to propose because this little gem of a woman is taken...
46-year-old Brazilian pin cushion Elaine Davidson married surprisingly normal looking civil servant worker Douglas Watson in Edinburough after about 15 years of dating. Awww!
Elaine, an aromatherapy shop owner, has about 7,000 piercings with 192 in her face and 1,500 that are "internal." Hmmm, I don't totally get what that means but I gotta say, it doesn't sound especially...nice. Where the god damn hell would you put 1500 piercings internally??? Are this hos innards pierced up to shit or what???
The lucky groom said, "We met in a coffee shop in Glasgow 15 years ago and got chatting. We connected straight away and have been together ever since. I am always amazed by the effect her piercings have on people. She's an incredible woman. People think its unconventional but that is the woman she is and people love her for it." Meh, I don't love her. I don't hate her...and as long as these crazy kids are happy who the eff really cares?
Even though Elaine wore a pretty conventional dress, she did paint herself green for the occasion probably just so she would, you know, stand out lol. Good luck Shrek! I'm a sucker for true love!
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