Guatemalan homewrecker, Mildred Baena or as I like to call her Grandma Mildred, has broken her silence after vowing to not talk about those hot steamy nights with the Sperminator...
Duh - of course that's "cool" to a little boy - that's like sitting your kid down and going, "You are actually the son of Optimus Prime and someday will be able to turn into a Transformer!" He'll likely shit his pants!
She also said that their love child Joseph "...is looking forward to building a relationship with the former Hollywood star." And that it wasn't until her son started looking like Ah-nold that she clued in to her less-than-conventional baby daddy situation. She said, "It was as Joseph grew and I started to see the resemblance that I wondered – but it became more apparent as time went on. I knew Arnold was the father, and maybe as Joseph got older and began to look like him, he [Arnold] wondered. But he never said anything to me"
Yeah grandma Mildred, that's because it's usually best to keep your cheating trap shut when the maid you've been banging has a kid that shows up looking weirdly like you! Arnold may be a little dozey but dumb he ain't!
Apparently Maria was on to the hobag too because, as Mildred says, "She [Maria] would say things like, “I’m here if you need to talk." Until finally she "...asked point blank." Awk-waaard!
Grandma Mildred goes on to say, "She [Maria] was so strong. She cried with me and told me to get off my knees. We held each other and I told her it wasn’t Arnie’s fault, that it takes two. He’s a good man and I know he’s suffering too. He loves Maria. I hope with time they work things out."
Pfft! Only thing worse than having your ahole hubby cheat on you is paying the chick who is having the affair with him her weekly salary! I seriously doubt this shit went down with Maria the way Mildred is playing it out -
Brutal! Go back to your hole grandma Mildred and please don't come crawling out of it for a while!
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