...Because bitch is badass when it comes to fashion!
According to Star Magazine and Hollywood Life, little princess
Allegedly, 5-year-old Suri has a shoe collection worth $150,000, a wardrobe worth $3 million and is a massive fan of Marc Jacobs. She’s even had several shoes custom made - Ie. if they don't come with a heel, Joey Potter tells the designer to put a motherfucking heel on 'em and has them redesigned for Suri faster than you can say Tom Cruise is gay.
She even commissioned a custom pair of Louboutins for Suri a while back...JOEY! Dawson should take her ass back to the creek, throw some American Eagle on her bony ass and drill things like Tom Cruise is NOT God into her head...Fashion should not be a priority for a 5-year-old!
And why the hell does a 5-year-old know who Marc Jacobs is??? Shouldn't she be wearing OshKosh B'gosh or something? Shit! I used to buy Hanes shirts and puffy paint 'em up like some damn fool! Suri probably would've slapped me across the face on the playground!
A child psychologist, Dr. Lawrence Balter, is throwing his two cents in saying kids need restrictions when it comes to things like clothes and shoes - even if they are celebrity kids. He also said, "It sounds like she is a miniature Imelda Marcos."
Damn man, I'm half Filipino and I gotta say that bitch Imelda really hurt us! It was sooo long ago and anytime anyone has a shitload of shoes - good old Imelda comes up! I wish we were known for something else!
Anyways, Katie Holmes buys Suri A LOT of expensive crap...thatisall.
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