Best. Episode. Ever.
Last night on
Nene Leakes was pissed, yo! And she wasn't taking crap from Star Jones anymore! The episode started with Miss Leakes verbally spanking Star in front of the client even before the task started. Too funny! As possibly the biggest Real Housewives junkie on the planet this was sooo awesome...bringin' her "street game" to the Apprentice Nene was acting a fool like she was at a damn Kim Zolciak concert! But, I'll get back to that.
Team Backbone pretty much shit their pants when they heard the focus of the task and since John Rich had won the last one it was between Bitchtits and Lil' Jon - they rock, paper, scissored for the PM spot and Lil' Jon lost so Ta da! He was put in charge. On ASAP, Nene took on the head role at Star's alleged urging off-camera (that's why she had her panties in a knot because she felt that Star was manipulating who became PM and therefore manipulating who went home each week.) I also read something about Nene hanging out with Big Gay Al - who was notoriously married to Star for a split second so maybe that added some fuel to the fire.
Anyways, they were to put on a hair show for some dude who isn't Vidal Sassoon and showcase his line of products. But something very interesting happened next...
La Toya effin' Jackson aka Casper the Ghost came strolling into Trump's office and did her best to get back on the show! WTF is that? Bring back Gary not Casper!!! Anywho, she sucked his dick or something and so he brought her back to join the Team
Backbone made a pretty impressive move this week when they brought back their own past member of ASAP - Niki Taylor - much to the chagrin of ASAP. They felt "betrayed" at her helping the men out and rightfully so! It was weird.
Star seemed to put Nene's tongue-lashing behind her and got on with the task. The useless Playboy chick Hope was to model alongside Marlee and Nene was to play MC. The men used Niki to grab a few more top models and with Bitchtits in charge of the lighting, Lil' Jon was set to rock the stage as MC.
Both shows went off without a hitch really, aside from the men's show starting slow and Nene kind of sucking at being an MC. She left most of the show to the hair guys and took a backseat - she was prob still stewing about Star and how much she wanted to choke the bitch.
Props to Lil' Jon for throwing out Mardi Gras beads to the audience - guy's such a showman!
Let's head to the boardroom! SPOILER ALERT.
Nene was still fired up about Star and took some more jabs at her, making sure Trump knew that she was a bitch from Hell who was manipulating all the ladies but her. Marlee did not like this - Hope sat there like a fucking bump on a log because that's what Hope does and the men watched slack jawed at all the catfighting.
Trump stood up for Star, repeatedly saying that he knew her and thought she was a good person with a good reputation while Ivanka jumped on the Hope-is-an-idiot bandwagon and pointed out a few times that she never says anything worthwhile.
Trump announced that the men were the winners because Nene sucked at MC-ing basically and the men's show seemed more put together - even though they didn't rehearse. I'm tellin' ya - Lil' Jon is a showman!
This is about the point when Casper came strolling back in. Trump put her with Backbone and asked her who should be fired on the women's team before sending the men out. She, not surprisingly, agreed with Nene about Star being a heinous bitch and Hope being more useless than she is. (Last week Star had annihilated Casper in the boardroom, so methinks she was still a little pissed about that.)
Nene picked Hope and Star to come back and join her to lip synch for their lives, sorry wrong show, to fight for their place on the team and Marlee was sent back upstairs to the suite.
When the "ladies" came back in the showdown was on. Star versus Nene! Ding, ding, ding! The fight they have been teasing this season since the beginning. It's not even fair to have Hope in there with these effin' barracudas! Even though Nene was a megabitch to Star though she still said she'd rather have her on ASAP than Hope as long as the animosity could subside. Ouch! That, coupled with Casper's endorsement of Nene, seemed to make up Trump's mind.
He looked at Hope - said something cliche about her being very successful but not being in her world - pointed that finger at her and said it, "Hope, you're fired."
I usually end the recap there but it should be noted that when Star and Nene headed upstairs they showed them (through a doorway) shaking hands.
Can't wait for next week!
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