Want to Date Michael Lohan?

Got $10,000 bucks?

That's right folks!  This hunky, mesh-shirt wearing, phone-talkin', jailbird of a divorced trainwreck is available for dates...IF you have a cool Ten grand!  Pfft - good luck with that one, dude.

The worst father ever born-again Christian has almost agreed to accept a lifetime membership to the dating website WhatsYourPrice.com, whose members offer money to go on a first date.  By the way check out that site, it's a trip!

The date with a douchebag requires:
- $10,000 minimum first date offer
- First class airfare if he has to travel out of state for the date
- Four star hotel accommodations or better

And, oh yeah, he doesn't kiss and tell...shhh!  In case you want to make out with his old, skanky ass and don't want anyone to know about it - be assured, it's cool.

The deal hasn't been finalized and if it goes through MiLo intends on donating the cash to his rehab programs (not his - ones that he runs or something).

What a bunch of horseshit! 

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