4.21.2011

Danielle Staub, Jake Pavelka, Ashley Dupre and Heidi Montag on New Reality Show


How's that for craptastic casting???  Let's just throw that angry bachelor dude, the prostitution whore (Danielle not Dupre), the real whore (there's Dupre there) and the idiot plastic bitch from the Hills onto a random reality show and let America swoon at our awesomeness!  Yeah right.

For 10 whole stupid episodes we can all follow the Z-List stars as they compete for the approval of LA restaurateurs Mike Malin and Lonnie Moore (the dudes who run Angels & Kings and Geisha House).  What a bunch of assholes!

The boys will have the contestants do tasks related to the "renovation, concept, marketing, menu, staffing and opening" of a new restaurant called...wait for it...Famous Food.  Not too uncreative or trite!  Pffft.  

The "winner" gets "a partnership stake in the restaurant."  Which is prob good because these guys are not exactly the cream of the crop when it comes to reality stars...more like the bottom of the whore-stained barrel.

Image Via www.hillsfreak.blogspot.com

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