Suri Cruise Had a Birthday!

Suri turned 5 motherfuckers!  And she did it in mad style in Bev Hills!  That's what's up!

She celebrated at a fairly low-key tea party with family and friends and apparently made a pinata with Joey Potter.  Sweet!  Her less famous siblings were even there - blending into the background so as not to take ANY attention away from the princess or they would be put in those gnarly Scientology Rehabilitation Project Force programs for eternity!!!  Mwahaha!

Just kidding...Happy Birthday Xenu's spawn Suri!  Your mom ruled on Dawson's Creek!

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