So, remember a while ago when Michaele Salahi was going around yakking about how she was going to be in Playboy and we all thought she was just being her usual crazy-ass lying self...you know by being crazy and telling lies? Well, it turns out that the pics have been shot of the naked fool but alas it was not meant to be...According to a source Michaele got the following earth-shattering (to the Salahis) email:
"There is no opportunity this calender year to offer you a cover opportunity or place for your pictorial. We had hoped an issue would be available to present you in the pages of the magazine first. However, that does not seem likely and we do not want to keep them from our readers any longer."
Basically they are going to put her bony ass on the website in lieu of in the mag...Apparently, the rep told her that they were "amazing". What rep? Is Tareq a rep for Playboy? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Here's a translation if you don't speak PR and show biz - "We took the pics and they didn't make any of us throw up violently so we are going to use them. We don't want to put them in the mag because it's fucking Playboy and we try not to put assholes in it. We do however, think your fifteen minutes are just about up so we're going to hurry up and use them on our crappy website that no one goes to because the internet is full of so much porn already. Thanks, Hef."
Probably better anyway - she tends to sue everybody she works with and/or tries to sue them (and the people she scams, and the people she shops from, and the people she...oh fuck it - bitch is sue-happy.) She's like that jerkoff friend you had as a little kid who used to get you into trouble and then tell on you. Damn you my childhood Michaele Salahi - Roger LeSavage! Damn you!
UPDATE: The slimy duo are now denying the report that she will bare all for Playboy...a spokesperson for Salahi and her husband called it just another rumor. So, who knows what's really up with these crazy assholes? Hard to keep up...
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