3.08.2011

Suri Cruise Still Uses a Binky - The Internet Goes Nutso


I would never rag on a little kid on here so I'm by no means jumping on the Suri still uses a pacifier train, but WTF is with everyone else taking a ride on that train?!?  Shit, where's that "Leeeaaaaavvvveeee Britney alooooone" YouTube guy when you need him?

Yeah, we know you're not supposed to use a paci after a certain age because it fucks up your teeth but just because Suri still uses one let's not chastise the little princess...or Joey Potter...or Tom Cruise.

Actually, especially Tom Cruise because that dude freaks me out!  He's got some sort of scientology powers or something that he can use to make people work for less than minimum wage for years and shit like that! 

According to Perez, an insider says:

"Suri just isn't told 'no' very often. Scientology encourages you to make your own decisions and learn lessons as you live your life. She'll know herself when it's time to throw the pacifier away, plain and simple."

Hear that you negative jerks!  It's a religion thing, plain and simple...leave it alone.

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