Is it just me or is this interview boring as all Hell?
Maybe it's because I've been watching too much of Charlie Sheen's Hot Mess Tour 2011, but I was waiting for this dumb first interview back with LiLo for a couple of days and it was all sorts of anti-climactic.
Basically she was talking about her future in the biz and how she doesn't want to be a tabloid fixture anymore. Bitch, please! You say that same thing every time. Tell me something about how your dad's a doucher or fall over drunk or something mid-interview! I want the real Lindsay! Not this stoic PR machine robot.
I'm just kidding! Well, sort of. It's nice that she seems sober and she's a pretty good actress but I'm not so sure she can pull this role off. And in Charlie's defense at least he is keeping it real, Lindsay just seemed...well, phony. At the end of part one of the interview (part two to air tonight on Extra) she even said the generic "one day at a time" line, but even with her acting chops she couldn't keep a straight face through that one.
LiLo has recently fired some of her management team and apparently hired someone named Common...last name Fucking Sense, because this is the first time in a couple of years this chick has sounded anywhere near realistic about anything - whether it is phony or not.
We'll have to watch what happens now and see if she can keep her hand out the cookie jar because with Lindsay you just never know...As I said, part two of the interview is on Extra tonight so tune in for some more PR quotes...Or maybe in part two it'll liven up and Sam will show up or something and Linds'll throw a bottle of Belvedere at her. Now that's entertainment. Jazz hands!
UPDATE: Part two has aired and it was just as lame as part one...cookie cutter responses to questions that nobody really cares about. They need to ask her crap like why are you all stage-five clinger on Sam??? Did Dina snort coke with you like your father alleges??? Shoot, gimme a damn phone and I'll do it myself! Anybody have Mario Lopez' number or what? Holla.
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